Tag Archives: pacific

AnElephant is Blowin’ in the Wind

AnElephantCant say he always misses Bonnie Scotland There are some aspects of his homeland he is happier without Like the hail and the sleet And the snow-frozen feet And that brisk wind that blows his trembling trunk inside out In … Continue reading

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Speechless in Seattle

AnElephantCant settle in Seattle Though he does find himself in fine fettle He has a wee wander And then a wee ponder Do they call it a kettle or perhaps a keattle AnElephantCant control his behaviour Can it be that … Continue reading

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For River and Ever

AnElephantCant conceal his location Although he does not plan to be too specific He is on a beautiful river Which runs almost forever From Canada down to the Pacific In Glasgow we have three wonderful rivers The Cart the Kelvin … Continue reading

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