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AnElephant in a Funk over Petanque

Posted on September 6, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant pretend to understand boules He is not yet quite French enough for that He is probably better If he takes off his sweater And wears a beret instead of a hat The rules of the game seem to be … Continue reading →

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Europe vs USA – This Time it’s Nonsensical

Posted on October 25, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim to be sporty His hand/eye co-ordination is rank He can’t run or jump On a bike he’s a chump But he can take on the world at petanque AnElephantCant win many contests But believe us at this he … Continue reading →

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To a Toothache

Posted on July 10, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant write verse like Oor Rabbie In comparison he’s just a big fake They have one thing in common They prefer embalming To suffering the dreaded toothache Now Rabbie was never a doctor He couldn’t cure colds coughs or sneezes … Continue reading →

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