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Europe vs USA – This Time it’s Nonsensical
AnElephantCant claim to be sporty His hand/eye co-ordination is rank He can’t run or jump On a bike he’s a chump But he can take on the world at petanque AnElephantCant win many contests But believe us at this he … Continue reading
To a Toothache
AnElephantCant write verse like Oor Rabbie In comparison he’s just a big fake They have one thing in common They prefer embalming To suffering the dreaded toothache Now Rabbie was never a doctor He couldn’t cure colds coughs or sneezes … Continue reading
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Tagged disease, dram, marathon man, pastis, rabbie, robert burns, toothache
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