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A Very Scottish Romance (with Translation)

AnElephantCant explain to all non-Scots The peculiarities of our native culture But there is always a chance If you go to a dance You might meet some demented half-starved weird-looking vulture  His opening gambit may well prove a challenge His … Continue reading

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