Tag Archives: pecan
For Richer or Pooh-er
AnElephantCant say he’s certain If this question should be discussed with you Sometimes it‘s not good It may even be rude To ask where all the animals pooh We all know that the woods are a jungle Where the poor … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged armadillos, buffalo, bufo bufo, california newt, common toad, does a bear poo in the woods, doo doo, duckie, eeyore, frogs, gnu, gooses, hedgehog, heffelump, jungle, kangaroo, meeces, mouse, pecan, pelican, rabbit, sloth, tigger, toucan, winnie the pooh, zoo
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Breakfast in America
AnElephantCant argue that breakfast In the US is a substantial meal In Scotland our porridge Fills us up for a forage But over here the choices make AnElephant’s head reel The waiting staff are always so friendly Good morning and … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged america, bacon, banana, belgian waffles, breakfast, french toast, omelette, orange juice, over easy, pancakes, pecan, porridge, sausage, scrambled eggs, strawberry, syrup, tiffany's, usa, zeus
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Does a Bear Poo in the Woods?
AnElephantCant say he’s certain If this question should be discussed with you Sometimes it‘s not good It may even be rude To ask where all the animals pooh We all know that the woods are a jungle Where the poor … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour, Stuff for Children
Tagged bufo bufo, kangaroo, newt, pecan, pee-pee, pelican, poo, pooh
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