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Animal Vegetable or Minstrel?

Posted on July 3, 2015 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always be serious Some animals just make him laugh A wee chunky donkey A wild funky monkey And there is nothing half as daft as a giraffe The kangaroo and alpaca amuse him Orang-utans have him holding our sides … Continue reading →

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F is for Philosophy

Posted on April 9, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant write Fiction like Fitzgerald AnElephant is just not that Flipping clever But F is for France The land of romance And F is the start of Forever F is for Fairies and their Tales F is for Frogs to … Continue reading →

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Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties

Posted on December 8, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading →

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