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Questions Suggestions and Indigestion

Posted on September 9, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim to be intelligent He can’t answer life’s great philosophical questions Like how does the Phoenix Know what he’ll be next And does garlic really aid the digestion If a fly is called a fly because she flies Why … Continue reading →

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No Fairies No Tails Just Fairy Tales

Posted on April 7, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant keep it a secret He tries hard but alas to no avail He struggles with normality He loses touch with reality And wanders happily into a Fairy Tale It is a world populated by Dragons And Giants and Magical … Continue reading →

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