Tag Archives: proboscis

Knock Knock Who’s There Amos*

Posted on August 20, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant pretend he’s too keen on Mosquitoes Although he tries hard not to be too judgemental But when they drink his blood He responds with a thud He finds their approach is rather too fundamental It irritates him when they … Continue reading →

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Uncertain Smile

Posted on July 9, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant live without smiles He doesn’t think that anyone should They put a gleam in his eye Like cream on apple pie They epitomise everything good Every smile makes somebody happy It brightens each recipient’s day It makes your feelings … Continue reading →

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Ain’t Mis-Bee-Hivin’

Posted on May 30, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant hide his admiration for beeses They are always such busy little buzzers They can be Honey or Bumble Or even Nocturnal But he can’t tell one from ze uzzers There are Hornfaced and Diggers and Leafcutters And some that … Continue reading →

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Turkish Delight or Murkily Fright

Posted on September 6, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant pretend that we are au fait With the practices of old Istanbul Now you may be right We are not too bright But please don’t think we are anyone’s fool In our home town of Damperton-sur-Leven There is a … Continue reading →

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