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Knock Knock Who’s There Amos*

Posted on August 20, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant pretend he’s too keen on Mosquitoes Although he tries hard not to be too judgemental But when they drink his blood He responds with a thud He finds their approach is rather too fundamental It irritates him when they … Continue reading →

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An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant

Posted on August 17, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke and he does not know why AnElephant clearly loves Elephants Especially those great … Continue reading →

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