Tag Archives: recession

The Sheep – Friday Fictioneers

Posted on July 16, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant ever hurt an animal Although he occasionally sits on a cat But it is always an accident He does not set a precedent He is not happy when he sees that cat flat Once again it is Friday Fictioneer … Continue reading →

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Feeling Up Over Down Under

Posted on December 7, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant halt the recession He thinks that is Downing Street’s job But he is beginning to increase his exports And to generate quite a few bob He has received two Australian orders Both of them strangely from Perth They noticed … Continue reading →

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