Tag Archives: rhino

Animal Vegetable or Minstrel?

Posted on August 15, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always be serious Some animals just make him laugh A wee chunky donkey A wild funky monkey And there is nothing half as daft as a giraffe The kangaroo and alpaca amuse us Orang-utans have us holding our sides … Continue reading →

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AnElephant In Love – Food for Thought

Posted on August 6, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant forget his first true love This young lady tied his trunk in wee knots She made his heart sing She had everything Plus an inexhaustible supply of fresh peanuts She was as generous as she was lovely It seemed … Continue reading →

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