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AnElephant is Blowin’ in the Wind

AnElephantCant say he always misses Bonnie Scotland There are some aspects of his homeland he is happier without Like the hail and the sleet And the snow-frozen feet And that brisk wind that blows his trembling trunk inside out In … Continue reading

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AnElephant is Curled Up for the FIFA World Cup

AnElephantCant deny that he is a big fan of rugby Which is possibly why he now realises he only has till The end of next week If he wants to take a wee keek At all this soccer stuff that … Continue reading

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AnElephant is Distressed at Eye Test Request

AnElephantCant even spell aquarium The fancy tank thing that some folk keep a wee fishy in But that is a red herring Has absolutely no bearing On this post he only says it for a rhyme for optician Because AnElephant … Continue reading

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AnElephant Wrassles with Facile Sandcastles

AnElephantCant stay away from la plage He reclines in the sunshine with no worries or hassles What gives him great pleasure As he ponders at leisure Is watching little kiddies building mighty sandcastles They begin with a structure like a … Continue reading

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Wheee Look It’s a Free E-Book!!

Please Click Here or on the Image for a Free Copy of The Second Request It is about Scotland and the Future of our Children AnElephantCant count all his money He soon will be as rich as King Croesus He … Continue reading

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AnElephant = MC Squared

AnElephantCant just steal ideas from anywhere Well actually he can and he does so quite frequently Even from his friend Emmy Who is une amie not an enemy She writes a delightful piece on this topic quite recently He blethers … Continue reading

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Weird Beards and Hirsute Horrors

AnElephantCant cultivate facial growth well actually that is quite far from the truth but he has no desire to sprout chin or lip hair because it appears ghastly grey now he is not a youth but quite long in the … Continue reading

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Isle Be Loving You Always

AnElephantCant stay away from interesting islands He is so happy to be surrounded by sea You have to go on a boat Or a plane please take note When he disembarks he knows he is free An island can be … Continue reading

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AnElephant Posts Most Ghosts

AnElephantCant deny he’s a scaredy cat He does not always feel safe in the night His panic is complete If some freak in a sheet Shouts boo and gives him a quite fearful fright And then he might waken in … Continue reading

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The Body – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant always be specific But he finds being vague sometimes works So when someone is dead On the floor or in bed It is very likely sweet Anja is the corpse Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Presented weekly … Continue reading

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