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Up in the Morning and out to School

AnElephantCant really stop laughing He goes back to school for a day He is all excited At being invited The kids want to hear what he has to say In a class of 30 7-year olds He is given a … Continue reading

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These Books Are Made For Walking

AnElephantCant always be factual He suffers from a terrible affliction By hook or by crook He gets into a book And rambles around in a world of pure fiction He has daily Adventures like Tom Sawyer Like Huck he has … Continue reading

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Fender Bender in November

AnElephantCant deny that November Of all the months is probably the strangest Although it contains his birthday For what it is worth he Considers it the scariest and certainly most dangerous For a start its name is a misnomer It … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Dear Elephant Happy Birthday to Me

AnElephantCant keep it a secret He is so happy his big head is all bursty No buts and no ifs And sadly no gifts But today is AnElephant’s birthday He is still somewhat dashing and handsome Although he is clearly … Continue reading

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