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Rock Star – Friday Fictioneers

Posted on April 23, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim to be musical He sounds like a gruff goat with a very sore throat You cover your ears Be reduced to tears When he tries to hit a high note Once again it is Friday Fictioneer time. Presented … Continue reading →

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Happy Heffelumps To You

Posted on August 13, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant easily define happiness It is all different things to all different folks He is not too bright That is why he must write These atrocious rhymes because he can’t do clever jokes A wee tot is happy to hear … Continue reading →

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