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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

Posted on December 24, 2016 by AnElephantCant

Click here to hear AnElephant read his own rhyme: AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the … Continue reading →

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AnElephant and a Sanity Clause

Posted on December 25, 2015 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the laughter He hopes this Xmas will be a white … Continue reading →

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Questions Suggestions and Indigestion

Posted on September 9, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim to be intelligent He can’t answer life’s great philosophical questions Like how does the Phoenix Know what he’ll be next And does garlic really aid the digestion If a fly is called a fly because she flies Why … Continue reading →

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