Tag Archives: scotch mist

beautiful blonde

Posted on April 13, 2019 by AnElephantCant

Click here to hear the poet read his words: beautiful blonde do you believe in love at first sight I ask the beautiful blonde immediately regret my badly timed words quite unsure of how she might respond she gazes at … Continue reading →

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Raindrops on Noses and Blisters on Kittens

Posted on November 13, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant melt in a downpour He has the hide of a loxodontile Scot His old body is kissed By a century of Scotch Mist He is many things but dry he is not Well that is except for his humour … Continue reading →

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F is for Philosophy

Posted on April 9, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant write Fiction like Fitzgerald AnElephant is just not that Flipping clever But F is for France The land of romance And F is the start of Forever F is for Fairies and their Tales F is for Frogs to … Continue reading →

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A Myth is as Good as a Smile

Posted on November 22, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephant Can fly over the rainbow He can take you jigging down by Brigadoon He puts his invisible cloak on Talks sense to a leprechaun And eats jam and green cheese from the moon He visits the North Pole to … Continue reading →

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