Tag Archives: scottish

Andy Murray – Pride of Scotland

Posted on July 7, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant stop cheering Some days are just so much fun He has a swim in La Med Then that Scottish thoroughbred Andy Murray wins Wimbledon Gaun yersel’ Andra!

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I’m H-A-P-P-Y I know I am The UN says I am

Posted on March 20, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant quite believe it The UN has something to say It issues a decree Thank goodness it’s free Today is World Happiness Day* In order to promote our spiritual well-being We must make other people feel better If a lady … Continue reading →

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A Beginner’s Guide to Parler Scottish

Posted on November 6, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help considering That you foreign dudes miss lots and lots Of his witticisms That’s no criticism But he thinks he will teach you all to speak Scots This is specifically directed at the non-Us As he likes to describe … Continue reading →

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And now for something …….

Posted on July 5, 2012 by AnElephantCant

  I have been helping to clear out an old studio of my friend and colleague Phil Burns, a well-respected Scottish artist. As Phil is about as organised as you might expect an artist to be, there have been some … Continue reading →

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