Tag Archives: sean connery

a pirate

Posted on January 30, 2016 by AnElephantCant

Ear Phones Recommended: you say you love a pirate I think Sparrow is his name I wonder if you ‘d love me if I had his looks and wealth and fame you love a secret agent of course it is … Continue reading →

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AnElephant’s Fish Kiss Wish List

Posted on April 14, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant finesse fun-finned fishies Although he is not so sure about shadowy Sharks He does want to know If a Catfish says miaow And he is curious to discover if a Dogfish really barks In Scotland millions of folk come … Continue reading →

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Accensational Elephant

Posted on October 14, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant keep his emotions under control His heart rate is in rapid ascent An American chum Who he does not think is so dumb Accuses AnElephant of speaking with a funny accent Both his readers know AnElephant is a beautiful … Continue reading →

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The Spy Who Shoved Me

Posted on May 11, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant keep a secret He discovers Mrs Ellie is a spy Not double-oh seven She is more legs eleven AnElephant is happy that he is her guy She has long had a wee crush on Mr Connery But then again … Continue reading →

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He Can’t Dance He Can’t Sing He Can’t Do A Jolly Thing

Posted on December 9, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant tell if it’s a good idea To put his voice on this inter web thingy The next thing you know Folk will want the whole show They will expect him to do dancing and singing He does almost anything … Continue reading →

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Violence is Golden

Posted on October 26, 2012 by AnElephantCant

  AnElephantCant keep it a secret He is a real mammoth fan of Sean Connery And this is not Just because he’s a Scot But his status as a legend is honorary  (Well, what do you expect? Why don’t you … Continue reading →

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