Tag Archives: spain

Knock Knock Who’s There Amos*

Posted on August 20, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant pretend he’s too keen on Mosquitoes Although he tries hard not to be too judgemental But when they drink his blood He responds with a thud He finds their approach is rather too fundamental It irritates him when they … Continue reading →

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European in the Dark Here

Posted on April 30, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny he’s a strange dude Who runs this daft blog as a sideline This beau European Siempre agreeing Considers linguistics as merely a guideline A fluent speaker of what he calls Eurinal Employing words from each modern language His … Continue reading →

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Light-heartedly Half-hearted*

Posted on March 27, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant claim to have politesse It is his rudeness that sets him apart In this post he proves it Any doubt he removes it He explains the international fart AnElephant’s mummy is a sensitive creature He takes very good care … Continue reading →

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Without the Rain There Would be No Rainbow

Posted on November 21, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help thinking When it rains here everything gets a bit soggy It isn’t like Spain Where it rains mainly on the plain Here it rains in the park and makes it all rather boggy We have 7,943 words to … Continue reading →

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Mediterranean Meditations

Posted on September 30, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny that his favourite Is the wondrous Mediterranean Sea He states it quite plainly That she is the main sea Who unfailingly entertains he Its most westerly point is Gibraltar Which Britain long ago just stole from Spain From … Continue reading →

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