Tag Archives: speak french
How Not to Speak Foreign – AnElephant’s Guide
AnElephantCant teach you to speak foreign You are better to get Berlitz to do that He gives you some hints Not as many as vingt (20, okay?) So you are not as dumb as a chien or a cat It … Continue reading
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Tagged berlitz, bonjour, flap your arms, foreign language, french grammar, mastodon, otherly, poetry, rhyme, speak fluent, speak french, speak loudly, vingt
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A Life in the Day of AnElephant
AnElephantCant stay away from the beach here So leaving Scotland is less of a wrench He envies the kids Who swim like wee fish And annoyingly speak much better French He is starting to acquire a cool sun tan Though … Continue reading
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Tagged la cuisine francaise, la med, loudspeaker, poetry, provence, rhyme, shades of grey, speak french, sun tan, swim like fish, var
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