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Alliterative Onomatopoetic Oxymorons

AnElephantCant claim to be erudite He just wasn’t very well teached At speling and gramer He’ll just yammer and stammer But he still plans to discuss figures of speech Alliteration is likeably laughable Fine folk fairly foolishly find funny A … Continue reading

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A Beginner’s Guide to Parler Scottish

AnElephantCant help considering That you foreign dudes miss lots and lots Of his witticisms That’s no criticism But he thinks he will teach you all to speak Scots This is specifically directed at the non-Us As he likes to describe … Continue reading

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