Tag Archives: stagecoach
Posses ‘n’ Hosses
AnElephantCant pretend he’s a cowboy But he thinks he can act in a Western He’s not smart like Butch He can’t drive a Stagecoach But he can earn a Fistful of Dollars like the best of ‘em He thinks he … Continue reading
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Tagged blazing saddles, butch cassidy, calamity jane, cartoons, cowboys, dances with wolves, fistful of dollars, gary cooper, good the bad the ugly, high noon, high plains drifter, hombre, john wayne, magnificent seven, man who shot liberty valance, marlon brando, ok corral, once upon a time in the west, one eyed jacks, paul newman, shane, she wore a yellow ribbon, stagecoach, stetson, sundance kid, tombstone, unforgiven, western, wyatt earp, yosemite sam
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Travel and Strife
AnElephantCant decide how to travel There are options he is not at a loss He can go for a hike He can get on his bike Or ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross He is determined to depart San … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged america, america's cup, amtrak, apple mac, banbury cross, bay, bob marley, cattle ranch, cock horse, comanche, dumbo, golden gate, greyhound, harley, jumbo, mid-west, pea green boat, pittsburgh, san francisco, stagecoach, wagon train
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Look What They’ve Done To My Song, Ma
AnElephantCant help killing the great songs With his usual murderous verse You may well have noticed That what he has wrote is Ungrammatical and about to get worse So if these songs were written in Scotland And not the good … Continue reading
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Tagged aberdeen, america, auchenshuggle, beach boys, caledonian, california girls, chuck berry, clydeside, dumfries, dundee, edinburgh, fraserburgh, galloway, glasgow, inverness, irn bru, lou reed, memphis tennessee, princes street, royal mile, san francisco, scotia, simon and garfunkel, stagecoach, tony bennet, walk on the wild side, weegies
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