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Posses ‘n’ Hosses

AnElephantCant pretend he’s a cowboy But he thinks he can act in a Western He’s not smart like Butch He can’t drive a Stagecoach But he can earn a Fistful of Dollars like the best of ‘em He thinks he … Continue reading

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Travel and Strife

AnElephantCant decide how to travel There are options he is not at a loss He can go for a hike He can get on his bike Or ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross He is determined to depart San … Continue reading

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Look What They’ve Done To My Song, Ma

AnElephantCant help killing the great songs With his usual murderous verse You may well have noticed That what he has wrote is Ungrammatical and about to get worse So if these songs were written in Scotland And not the good … Continue reading

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