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Fact or Friction?

Posted on August 23, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant usually distinguish Between what is fact and what is fiction To his expected surprise He tells truthful lies He is a straightforward but backward contradiction He leads a stop start existence Because he likes to just go with the … Continue reading →

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Yacht to See This!

Posted on May 9, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant wait longer for springtime The weather in Scotland is still pretty bleak So far this year All the places near here Have had about one day of sunshine each week The trees at last have some blossom This must … Continue reading →

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