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AnElephant is Distressed at Eye Test Request

Posted on May 30, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant even spell aquarium The fancy tank thing that some folk keep a wee fishy in But that is a red herring Has absolutely no bearing On this post he only says it for a rhyme for optician Because AnElephant … Continue reading →

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AnElephant Loves Peanuts and Peanuts

Posted on February 17, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant grow any taller Even if he wears hugs high heels or stupefying stilts Or does a high wire act He tells you a fact He is never a real giant like Charles Schultz This man writes a comic strip … Continue reading →

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Robot de Niro – The Sequel

Posted on November 27, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant say he’s a movie buff In fact he would as soon read a book as Watch a Spielberg epic Or something by Kubrick He’s not fussed by Tarantino or Lucas But today he sees a film that excites him … Continue reading →

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