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A Fat Cat in a Hat Sat on a Mat

AnElephantCant go out in the sunshine Though he’s not nocturnal like a funnel-eared bat He tries to make sense Finishes his first sentence He can’t go out without wearing his hat He does like to get bien bronzé* But he … Continue reading

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