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Contrary January’s Imaginary Quandary

Posted on January 25, 2016 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant solve his dilemma He finds himself in a pickle-filled quandary Tries the Nickel and Dime Can’t buy a good rhyme To start this absolutely brilliant blog about January AnElephant isn’t a big fan of Astrology So there is one … Continue reading →

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Up in the Morning and out to School

Posted on May 17, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant really stop laughing He goes back to school for a day He is all excited At being invited The kids want to hear what he has to say In a class of 30 7-year olds He is given a … Continue reading →

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For Honest Men and Bonnie Lasses

Posted on March 26, 2013 by AnElephantCant

In his sleep he takes a bus trip To a town on the Ayrshire coast He remembers going to school there He is still haunted by those ghosts It no longer looks the same of course In a dream things … Continue reading →

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A Cautionary Quandary for January

Posted on January 10, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant solve his dilemma He finds himself in a quandary Tries the Nickel and Dime Can’t buy a good rhyme To start this brilliant blog about January AnElephant isn’t a big fan of Astrology So there is one thing that … Continue reading →

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