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AnElephant, Charlie Chaplin and Tarzan

AnElephantCant fly like a kite And as a sailor he is all at sea This may sound familiar But is it much sillier Than standing up in a hammock drinking tea AnElephantCant get enough toothpaste To keep his loxodontile tusks … Continue reading

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These Books Are Made For Walking

AnElephantCant always be factual He suffers from a terrible affliction By hook or by crook He gets into a book And rambles around in a world of pure fiction He has daily Adventures like Tom Sawyer Like Huck he has … Continue reading

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Star of Cage and Screen

AnElephantCant be a great actor He hasn’t the talent of Brando or Newman To win an Oscar He must be less bizarre The problem is that he’s not even human There have been some wonderful animals In movies some real … Continue reading

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