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Rhino I’ll Never Find Another You

AnElephantCant climb a mountain and yodel That’s why he doesn’t cross the Alps with Hannibal But even he can’t go wrong With this delightful wee song Which he makes with lots of hit tunes about animals Now Elvis is AnElephant’s … Continue reading

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A Cautionary Quandary for January

AnElephantCant solve his dilemma He finds himself in a quandary Tries the Nickel and Dime Can’t buy a good rhyme To start this brilliant blog about January AnElephant isn’t a big fan of Astrology So there is one thing that … Continue reading

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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

“Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?” “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?” “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter” … Continue reading

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