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AnElephant Never um er thingy what is it?

AnElephantCant dispute there’s a proverb Which he discusses with some rueful regrets These supposedly wise words To him are a curse They say that AnElephant never forgets But he has the recollection capability of a chicken Or a goldfish swimming … Continue reading

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Rhino I’ll Never Find Another You

AnElephantCant climb a mountain and yodel That’s why he doesn’t cross the Alps with Hannibal But even he can’t go wrong With this delightful wee song Which he makes with lots of hit tunes about animals Now Elvis is AnElephant’s … Continue reading

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