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Cat’s in the Cradle, Elephant’s in the Room

Copyright Carolina Sartor AnElephantCant hide his ambivalence Towards cats he has to confess He admires their poise They don’t make much noise But they are not very biddable pets Like the one in the story by Kipling Each cat likes … Continue reading

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Whose Zoo of Hotties and Naughties

AnElephantCant really argue about it Most animals are prettier than he Zebras giraffes and hosses Even rhinoceroses And an annoyingly cute chimpanzee Folk like squirrels though they eat all the peanuts And young Bambis with their long wobbly legs And … Continue reading

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Pale Ryder and A Man With a Name

Speaking as a Scot, a European, and an avowed Francophile, AnElephantCant refrain from commenting briefly on this weekend’s Ryder Cup competition. Where the Europeans recovered from a seemingly impossible position to defeat the mighty USA. AnElephant offers sympathy and commiserations … Continue reading

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