Tag Archives: Tour de France

Did July When You Said You Loved Me?

Posted on July 14, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always be original Both his readers think that is hardly worth a mention He may be a bit of a dunce But of all thirteen or so months The seventh is his favourite he wants no misapprehension July is … Continue reading →

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AnElephant, Charlie Chaplin and Tarzan

Posted on April 5, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant fly like a kite And as a sailor he is all at sea This may sound familiar But is it much sillier Than standing up in a hammock drinking tea AnElephantCant get enough toothpaste To keep his loxodontile tusks … Continue reading →

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Bicycles Are Twicicles As Nicicles As Icicles

Posted on December 23, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant ride a bicycle He is not a candidate for next year’s Tour de France He is quite unwaveringly unaerodynamic He promptly gets in a pitiful panic Going downhill his brave brakes clearly don’t stand any chance But two-wheelers continue … Continue reading →

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Happy Heffelumps To You

Posted on August 13, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant easily define happiness It is all different things to all different folks He is not too bright That is why he must write These atrocious rhymes because he can’t do clever jokes A wee tot is happy to hear … Continue reading →

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Did July When You Said You Loved Me?

Posted on July 15, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always get his act together Sometimes it seems he is wired to the moon You probably don’t notice You never will spot this But he forgot to post a monthly rhyme for June July is named after Julius Caesar … Continue reading →

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Tour de France 2012

Posted on July 1, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant cycle quickly for three weeks He is not aerodynamically designed But when he’s on Le Tour There’s one thing for sure He’s determined not to be left behind This year the Tour sets off in Belgium A country that … Continue reading →

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