Tag Archives: trunk
The Same Difference
AnElephantCant always travel by foot He needs transport befitting his status He rents a cool Chevy To drive to the levee But sadly he has no idea what that is You both know that your Elephant is no thick-head There … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged bonnet, cell phone, chevy, cv, gear lever, hood, language, left field, levee, mobile, resume, shift stick, states, steering wheel, trunk, windscreen, windshield, zed, zee
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AnElephant In Love – Food for Thought
AnElephantCant forget his first true love This young lady tied his trunk in wee knots She made his heart sing She had everything Plus an inexhaustible supply of fresh peanuts She was as generous as she was lovely It seemed … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, Satire
Tagged donkey, melancholy, monkey, peanuts, rhino, trunk, zoo
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