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The Grand Old Duke of York He Had 10,000 Men

Posted on February 28, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant quite believe it He isn’t too great at networking But to his surprise Despite his cunning disguise Not everyone thinks he’s a turkey AnElephant has reached a great landmark He wants to share this moment with his fans OK … Continue reading →

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Mediterranean Meditations

Posted on September 30, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny that his favourite Is the wondrous Mediterranean Sea He states it quite plainly That she is the main sea Who unfailingly entertains he Its most westerly point is Gibraltar Which Britain long ago just stole from Spain From … Continue reading →

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New Hell Cuisine

Posted on September 8, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant eat hot spices He ain’t a silly-billy He sure don’t like to burn his trunk So he stays well away from Chile He knows it ain’t Thanksgiving ‘Taint even Sunday tea But sometimes nothing hits the spot Like a … Continue reading →

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