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AnElephant is Curled Up for the FIFA World Cup

Posted on June 5, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny that he is a big fan of rugby Which is possibly why he now realises he only has till The end of next week If he wants to take a wee keek At all this soccer stuff that … Continue reading →

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged animal kingdom, brazil, canary islands, cape horn, copacabana, fifa world cup, gibraltar, mediterranean, rhyme, rio, submarine, unicorn | 1 Comment

The Phone-Billed Platypus

Posted on September 19, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant be sure about anything Regarding this most bizarre of all nature’s creatures Odder than a golf-mad giraffe Or a heffelump who is daft He discusses the famously incomprehensible duck-billed platypus He knows that the plural is obviously platypuseresses And … Continue reading →

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged australia, dodo, duck-billed, giraffe, golf-mad, heffelump, kangaroo, koala, kookaburra, platypus, poetry, puff the magic dragon, rhyme, tasmanian devil, unicorn | 13 Comments

AnElephant and a Mermaid

Posted on February 24, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant hide his bewonderment At various magical mythical creatures Like Centaurs and Yeti And Unicorns and Nessie And the occasional French Language Teacher He suspects that Ents are quite barking mad And Emmy’s Wood Sprite fascinates A Giant on a … Continue reading →

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged bob marley, centaur, ent, hickory dickory dock, jack and the beanstalk, jamming, loch ness monster, madiba, minnow, muhammad ali, nelson mandela, nessie, porpoise, reggae, river spey, seejungfrau, selkie, sirene, the greatest, the mouse ran up the clock, trout, unicorn, wood sprite, xhosa, yeti | 5 Comments

A Myth is as Good as a Smile

Posted on November 22, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephant Can fly over the rainbow He can take you jigging down by Brigadoon He puts his invisible cloak on Talks sense to a leprechaun And eats jam and green cheese from the moon He visits the North Pole to … Continue reading →