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Coffee Man – Sunday Photo Fiction

Posted on December 15, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant help loving all animals Whether it is a great ape a squirrel or a gorilla So he knows where to go to With this week’s fab photo AnElephant decides to write a real wild life thriller This is a … Continue reading →

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Tip of the Gratuitous Iceberg

Posted on January 4, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant calculate 15% Which is the guideline for a waiter’s gratuity But he looks on the bright sight Never errs on the tight side Realises he has material for a brilliant new ditty In Scotland we rarely tip bar staff … Continue reading →

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Saint Andra’s Fault

Posted on November 29, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant tell you too much About St Andrew who is Scotland’s Patron Saint According to tittle tattle He won us a battle So we seem to have no cause for complaint Now Andy is quite a busy chappie He is … Continue reading →

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