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Breakfast in America

AnElephantCant argue that breakfast In the US is a substantial meal In Scotland our porridge Fills us up for a forage But over here the choices make AnElephant’s head reel The waiting staff are always so friendly Good morning and … Continue reading

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East is West and the Twain shall Meet

AnElephantCant help thinking that people Are pretty much the same all over the world He doesn’t care about religion Or the colour of the skin Although he admits he likes guys less than girls You find bonzer blokes way Down … Continue reading

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A Beginner’s Guide to Parler Scottish

AnElephantCant help considering That you foreign dudes miss lots and lots Of his witticisms That’s no criticism But he thinks he will teach you all to speak Scots This is specifically directed at the non-Us As he likes to describe … Continue reading

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AnElephantCant Help Loving Women

Women’s suffrage in the United States was finally achieved in 1920, less than 100 years ago, with the passing of the NineteenthAmendment to the Constitution. And so AnElephant is concerned about what is happening to their rights in the USA today. He was … Continue reading

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