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Bicycles Are Twicicles As Nicicles As Icicles

AnElephantCant ride a bicycle He is not a candidate for next year’s Tour de France He is quite unwaveringly unaerodynamic He promptly gets in a pitiful panic Going downhill his brave brakes clearly don’t stand any chance But two-wheelers continue … Continue reading

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