Tag Archives: woolly mammoth

Animal Vegetable or Minstrel?

Posted on July 3, 2015 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always be serious Some animals just make him laugh A wee chunky donkey A wild funky monkey And there is nothing half as daft as a giraffe The kangaroo and alpaca amuse him Orang-utans have him holding our sides … Continue reading →

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Weird Beards and Hirsute Horrors

Posted on April 25, 2014 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant cultivate facial growth well actually that is quite far from the truth but he has no desire to sprout chin or lip hair because it appears ghastly grey now he is not a youth but quite long in the … Continue reading →

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Now You See Him in Kelvingrove Museum

Posted on May 7, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant quite believe it He just has another great day This time you see him In Kelvingrove Museum And Park where he and Jack go to play The museum is a Victorian marvel Chock-a-block with amazing stuff Antlers reaching so … Continue reading →

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