Tag Archives: zeus

Halcyon Days Zeusian Ways

Posted on January 30, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant steal too many ideas From Greek legends from ancient times They are kinda ethereal But he needs the material To make up for his abominable rhymes Now this one he thinks is a true story Though it may be … Continue reading →

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With Gods on Their Side

Posted on January 19, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant let January go by Without a mention of his favourite Roman God So right now his plan is To rhyme about Janus And one or two others who are not quite so odd The significant thing about Janus Is … Continue reading →

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Breakfast in America

Posted on December 31, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant argue that breakfast In the US is a substantial meal In Scotland our porridge Fills us up for a forage But over here the choices make AnElephant’s head reel The waiting staff are always so friendly Good morning and … Continue reading →

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Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it

Posted on September 18, 2012 by AnElephantCant

These 4 pictures were taken within the space of 1 minute on Sunday afternoon, September 16th. From almost exactly the same spot. Our thanks to the incomparable Mark Twain for the Subject quote above. AnElephantCant understand weather In fact he … Continue reading →

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