Doors – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephant is easily confused by doors
He finds it difficult to handle keys bolts and locks
The question is posed
What marvel can be enclosed
He can’t guess so he lifts up his trunk and just knocks

 He is once again trying to gain entry to Friday Fictioneers, having to first circumvent the doorkeeper in the shape of mighty Rochelle, protector of the regulations.
Which are: write a 100 word story based on picture prompt (below).
Follow the link to see some great stories by some great writers.
But betcha they are not funny as AnElephant’s hilarious little piece.
Prepare to hurt you sides laughing!

Copyright – Rich Voza

As one door opens

He never goes through the park without pausing to commune with the great Parasol Pine.
It is a magnificent tree, perhaps 150 years old, and he feels as though it understands his pain.
He runs his hand over the rough bark, telling it this may be his last visit.
He is being eaten alive from within by a debilitating illness which is very close to reducing him to an incompetent wreck, incapable of caring for himself.
He is already well on his way to suffering a slow and excruciatingly painful exit.
The huge branch crashes down, instantly ending his agony.