Reality Award – AnElephantCant Believe It!

AnElephantCant believe this is serious
Because he struggles with any normality
And now some crazy frog
Has given his blog
An award for inspiring reality?

He will try to respond with politeness
His mum always said don’t be rude
So he cuts out the pranks
And sends her his thanks
But please don’t expect him to do anything good

AnElephant wanders bemusedly through deep cyberspace
Boldly going where no Elephant has before
He reads many blogs
Some as good as the Frog’s
She’s so cute she gave him this award

So thank you dear frog AnElephant says
You are officially his favourite amphibian
So if you have the cash
Off we two could dash
And spend a week or two in the Caribbean

But if you want to know who AnElephant reads
Come back tomorrow to see
He will clearly show
What most people know
His heart belongs only to Meme

Oh, and AnElephant has to answer 5 questions:

1) If you could change something what would you change?
– the price of peanuts

2) If you could repeat an age, what age would it be?
– the Age of Reason

3) What one thing really scares you?
– meeces!!!!

4) What one dream have you not completed yet and do you think you will be able to complete it?
– AnElephant has many many outstanding dreams and desires which he plans, with the help of someone special, to attempt every day for the rest of his life

5) If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?
– Louis Armstrong, man, what a trumpeter