Monthly Archives: December 2012
Breakfast in America
AnElephantCant argue that breakfast In the US is a substantial meal In Scotland our porridge Fills us up for a forage But over here the choices make AnElephant’s head reel The waiting staff are always so friendly Good morning and … Continue reading
Perfectly Puzzled
The picture on the wall shows people leaping From the cliffs into the waters far below She hopes to stay wrapped in his arms till morning But fears the clock hands move round far too slow He hears her call … Continue reading
East is West and the Twain shall Meet
AnElephantCant help thinking that people Are pretty much the same all over the world He doesn’t care about religion Or the colour of the skin Although he admits he likes guys less than girls You find bonzer blokes way Down … Continue reading
Dreaming of a White Elephant ….
AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas If anything he acts even dafter As the seasonal bells jingle He feels his tactile trunk tingle And his ears flap with joy at the laughter He hopes this Xmas will be a white … Continue reading
The Same Difference
AnElephantCant always travel by foot He needs transport befitting his status He rents a cool Chevy To drive to the levee But sadly he has no idea what that is You both know that your Elephant is no thick-head There … Continue reading
Travel and Strife
AnElephantCant decide how to travel There are options he is not at a loss He can go for a hike He can get on his bike Or ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross He is determined to depart San … Continue reading
State of Independence
AnElephantCant decide where to head to Now that he has to leave San Francisco He is kinda useless Can’t spell Massachusetts So that means New England’s a no-go He’s not sure whether to head north or southwards If you are … Continue reading
AnElephant Left His Heart in San Francisco
AnElephantCant stay here forever Although he certainly will come back again From the very first day His soul soars away This is the coolest place he has ever been He has seen great cities and been lots of great places … Continue reading