Tag Archives: washington

Beauty by the Beast

AnElephantCant possibly define beauty He is not sure if anyone can What makes your heart sing Depends on so many things Whether you’re AnElephant a woman or a man There are those who perceive beauty everywhere Every goose every wave … Continue reading

Posted in Daft Rhymes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

No Me No U in USA

AnElephantCant forget all the great folk He meets on his US vacation But some things astound The variations abound In the use of words and their pronunciation AnElephant has to unlearn a language Only he and a tree have a … Continue reading

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

Caledonia Dreaming on Such a Winter’s Day

AnElephantCant stay any longer For the past 12 weeks he aimlessly roams Up and down the West Coast Delighting his hosts But the time comes when he must return home He has enough memories to last several lifetimes Enough friends … Continue reading

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour, travel | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 25 Comments

So Calmly Aplombly Snoqualmie

AnElephantCant take his car He doesn’t need to get there so fast It is almost no go Heavy winds and snow Through the Cascades’ Snoqualmie Pass So he hops on a Greyhound in Ellensburg AnElephant on a dog might seem … Continue reading

Posted in Daft Rhymes, travel | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

AnElephant, a Jacket and a Penny

AnElephantCant deny he has great fun Travelling around the US of A So what do you suppose Folk are desperate to know Do you think they expect cabaret No he gets asked for the story of his jacket Is he … Continue reading

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Speechless in Seattle

AnElephantCant settle in Seattle Though he does find himself in fine fettle He has a wee wander And then a wee ponder Do they call it a kettle or perhaps a keattle AnElephantCant control his behaviour Can it be that … Continue reading

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 22 Comments

State of Independence

AnElephantCant decide where to head to Now that he has to leave San Francisco He is kinda useless Can’t spell Massachusetts So that means New England’s a no-go He’s not sure whether to head north or southwards If you are … Continue reading

Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments