Monthly Archives: February 2013

The Grand Old Duke of York He Had 10,000 Men

AnElephantCant quite believe it He isn’t too great at networking But to his surprise Despite his cunning disguise Not everyone thinks he’s a turkey AnElephant has reached a great landmark He wants to share this moment with his fans OK … Continue reading

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Seatellite of Love

AnElephantCant forget sensational Seattle A city of high elegant buildings He cavorts around Delightful downtown As though he is back in a playground with children He can have fun in all sorts of places It doesn’t take too much to … Continue reading

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Specially Spectacular Spectroscopy

AnElephantCant understand a rainbow Though he knows it’s the wonderfullest thing you can find He has no real clues Observing the hues Maybe because he is colour blind It is perhaps the strangest of all nature’s wonders Created by sunbeams … Continue reading

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Ladies who Dine, Firemen who Don’t

The puddle on the floor is growing larger The dog moves uncomfortably away The ladies who dine Still sip at their wine Pretending they have something to say The alarm on the wall sirens loudly The poet is roused from … Continue reading

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AnElephant and a Mermaid

AnElephantCant hide his bewonderment At various magical mythical creatures Like Centaurs and Yeti And Unicorns and Nessie And the occasional French Language Teacher He suspects that Ents are quite barking mad And Emmy’s Wood Sprite fascinates A Giant on a … Continue reading

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So Calmly Aplombly Snoqualmie

AnElephantCant take his car He doesn’t need to get there so fast It is almost no go Heavy winds and snow Through the Cascades’ Snoqualmie Pass So he hops on a Greyhound in Ellensburg AnElephant on a dog might seem … Continue reading

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Home is where the heart is – Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant deny he gets excited Doing his short story for Friday Fictioneers But he has to hurry And it is always a worry In case he runs out of ideas But he bashed out another one this week He hopes … Continue reading

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Pullman is Cool Man

AnElephantCant claim to be smart He doesn’t know much about Geography But as an Ayrshire lad It would be quite sad If he did not recognise an undulating topography The rolling hills are like deep brown seas In their covering … Continue reading

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AnElephant and the Eye of a Needle

AnElephantCant think of too many places On this trip he won’t want to see to again But there is hardly a city That is nearly as pretty As the wonderful waterside Coeur d’Alene The lake is one of natural beauty … Continue reading

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The Straw that Broke AnElephant’s Back

AnElephantCant get over some bad news He confesses that this has not thrilled him He has to own up He’s not very grown up Now he’s been told bendy straws are for children You may ask yourself the obvious question … Continue reading

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