Tag Archives: mammoth

Ecstasy – Ligo Haibun Challenge

Posted on August 26, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant express his feelings Some things are more precious than words So he simply says That he is so often amazed By the best when he expects the worse The Haibun Ligo Challenge is a weekly event hosted by the … Continue reading →

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An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant

Posted on August 17, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke and he does not know why AnElephant clearly loves Elephants Especially those great … Continue reading →

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AnElephant Mastodon Something Good

Posted on April 18, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny he is ancient That thought does not make him euphoric He may have the odd wrinkle But his eye has a wee twinkle He refuses to be prehistoric He plans to tell no mammoth fibs here In fact … Continue reading →

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There Are Laces I Remember All My Life

Posted on March 18, 2013 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant explain why he loves some things Which don’t bring a smile to most faces What can he say It is simply his way AnElephant just adores his boot laces Now you might think that he finds it awkward Because … Continue reading →

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Likes Trikes Dislikes Bikes

Posted on December 4, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant deny he is fussy He has jazillions of strange likes and dislikes Such as jigsaws of course Or a red rocking horse And aeroplanes but not mountain bikes He enjoys playing in the park in the sunshine With his … Continue reading →

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Poetic Injustice

Posted on September 5, 2012 by AnElephantCant

AnElephantCant always write sensibly AnElephantCant stick to the rules It’s not what he’s got But what he’s not got That makes AnElephant amazingly cool He’s not got a clue about poetry Or iambic pentameters and stuff He can be quite … Continue reading →

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Sabre-dino-dragons

Posted on July 30, 2012 by AnElephantCant

The park can be a wondrous place Full of strange exotic secrets A twilight land of shadowy shapes And dark mysterious creatures T Rex and mammoth flourish here Imagination has a feast A creative mind (with AnElephant’s help) Conjures up … Continue reading →

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