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AnElephant and AnAngel
AnElephantCant write about angels He knows nothing of such ethereal things You perhaps think he should Try more often to be good So he can understand just why the heavenly choir sings But AnElephant does not scribble on these matters … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes
Tagged an elephant never forgets, angel, cagney, charlie's angels, clarence, deck quoit, ethereal, halo, harp, heavenly choir, James stewart, john travolta, pachyderm, penny howe, rhyme, warren beatty
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Splintered Thoughts on Winter Sports
AnElephantCant take part in Winter Sports Although some ladies outfits do look rather nice But what his complaint here is They look rather dangerous AnElephantCant skate on thin ice Ski jumping is the craziest activity Of this there is clearly … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged bobsleigh, cross-country, downhill skiing, hot chocolate, ice dancing, ice hockey, luge, pachyderm, piste, rhyme, scandinavian, skate on thin ice, ski jumping, sled, toboggan, winter sports
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Elephants ‘R’ Us
AnElephantCant keep it a secret Pachyderms come in many different shapes and sizes The little dudes up above Who you just gotta love Look a certainty to stroll off with all the prizes Acrobatics are not normally a strong point … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, france, humour
Tagged acrobatics, asolo, doorstop dumpy, France, italy, loxodontile, milan, nice, pachyderm, poetry, ramatuelle, rhyme, venice
16 Comments
Rum Rhymes Fun Times Wind Chimes
AnElephantCant control the breeze or the wind Though he is dumb enough to try many times But nevertheless He is sure you can guess That AnElephant just loves to hear tinkling wind chimes The image at the top shows two … Continue reading
An Irreverent Irrelevant Itinerant Elephant
AnElephantCant ever write about Elephants Although that may be a big fat smelly lie There is a slight possibility That like Ms Clinton that’s Hillary He misspoke and he does not know why AnElephant clearly loves Elephants Especially those great … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged crocodile, elephant, hillary clinton, itinerant, loxodonta, mammoth, mastodon, pachyderm, piano, poetry, pun, rhyme, tickle the ivory
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AnElephant Makes the World Go Round
AnElephantCant claim he’s been everywhere This world is an enormous place But he gathers his thoughts Remembers one or two spots Where it’s best if he does not show his face He has family all over the US Here’s a … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes
Tagged all over the world, australia, didgeridoo, France, kilt, le vieux port, marseille, new south wales, oregon, oz, pachyderm, portland, scotland, tartan, ten thousand miles
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Raining Cats and Doggerel
AnElephantCant consort with the crowd He doesn’t have that sort of mentality They say birds of a feather All hang out together Or some variation of that strange verbality Most animals you find in a collection But AnElephant is on … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged ambush of tigers, array of hedgehogs, birds of a feather, bouquet of pheasants, bull in a china shop, cat who walks by himself, cloud of gnats, collective nouns, colony, elephant, emu, fox, gaggle of geese, gang of buffalo, hover of hawks, hover of trout, kangaroo, kettle of hawks, knot of snakes, mischief, murder of crows, murmuration, pachyderm, pack of wolves, pride of lions, Rudyard kipling, skulk, starlings
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Pancakes on the Roof
Roses are Red Violets are Refrigeration Aliens don’t wear hats! AnElephantCant tell you how lucky he is With the more talented much fairer sex He isn’t good looking He is hopeless at cooking And he is clueless at reading sub-text … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour
Tagged drawing, fairer sex, friend, hugs, love, mutts, pachyderm, peanuts
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Poetic Injustice
AnElephantCant always write sensibly AnElephantCant stick to the rules It’s not what he’s got But what he’s not got That makes AnElephant amazingly cool He’s not got a clue about poetry Or iambic pentameters and stuff He can be quite … Continue reading
Posted in Daft Rhymes, humour, Stuff for Children
Tagged iambic, mammoth, pachyderm, pentameter, poet, poetry, roald dahl, seuss
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